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• The curse of ITV

  Worried? Me?

• Winning the World Cup would be the worst thing to happen to English football

  Much like the wider economy, football in this country is an overinflated bubble ready to burst. Two years after failing to qualify for the European Championships, let us see further embarrassment with an early exit from the World Cup. Then let us seize this opportunity to properly scrutinise the national game and its failings, rather than single out the manger or individual members of the squad.

• Tailored for England

  The appointment of Fabio Capello has brought about a more stylish and confident England. Now they have a kit to match.